The Reverend McDreep encountered one of his parishioners returning from a days fishing and engaged him in conversation.
"Ah Lachlan" he began in his best preaching tone "You are a fine fisherman, but I am a fisher of men".
Lachlan, determined to get home for his tea, replied "Aye, I was passing your kirk (church) last Sunday and looked in the window, but you hadn't caught many..."
Anonymous
29th Jan 2003
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