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1.

No one in this town could catch any fish except ..

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No one in this town could catch any fish except this one man

The game warden asked him how he did it so the man told the game warden that he would take him fishing the next day...

Once they got to the middle of the lake the man took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the water. After the explosion fish started floating to the top of the water. The man took out a net and started picking up the fish.

The game warden told him that this was illegal. The man took out another stick of dynamite and lit it. He then handed it to the game warden and said " are you going to fish or talk?"



Anonymous

16th Dec 2002

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2.

I was glad when one fish got away...

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I was glad when one fish got away.

There just wasn't room in the boat for both of us!



Anonymous

29th Jan 2003

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3.

A blonde decides to go fishing....

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A blonde decides to go fishing.

She stopped fishing when she caught a huge one. She was already too tired to carry it.



Anymous

12th Feb 2004

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4.

"What

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"What's the biggest fish you ever caught?"

"That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...."

"That's not so big!"

"Between the eyes?"



Anonymous

16th Dec 2002

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5.

Q. Why are fish so smart?

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Q. Why are fish so smart

A. Because they swim in schools!



Anonymous

29th Jan 2003

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Heard the one about the three blondes that went ..

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Heard the one about the three blondes that went ice fishing and didn't catch anything?

By the time they cut a hole big enough for the boat to fit in it was time to go home.



Anonymous

29th Jan 2003

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7.

A guy rings his boss and says "I can

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A guy rings his boss and says "I can't come to work today

The boss asks why and the guy says "it's my eyes."

"What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss.

"I just can't see myself coming to work, so I'm going fishing instead..."



Anonymous

29th Jan 2003

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8.

Liar, liar

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A young man and an old man were fishing on a pier.The young man started telling the old one that the night before he caught a trout that was over 3 1/2 foot long.

The old man replied "Oh yea, well I was here 2 nights ago and I hooked something huge. After a 30 minute fight I finaly got it up and it was an old lantern and the thing was still lit."

The young man said "Your lying. I can't believe that."

Then the old man said "I'll tell you what, you knock a couple of foot off your trout and I'll blow out my lantern."



Shark

7th Nov 2003

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Cart Fishing

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Two fishermen were talking about the good old days....

One says, "when I was a kid there were so many fish here I could always catch a few."

The other says, "when I was a kid here we used a horse and cart and got enough fish to sell at the market."

"How did you do that then?"

"Well, we had this good old horse and we used to back the cart down into the water and put treacle on his tail. The flies got stuck in the treacle and when the fish jumped out of the water for the flies that good old horse just kicked them into the cart. We had a load of fish in no time!"



Anonymous

20th Nov 2003

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There were these two men fishing. one was ...

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There were two men fishing on the river one day. One was catching all these fish and the other wasn't catching anything.


The man not catching any fish walked over and asked what the other guy was using for bait.


The fisherman reeled in his bait and said "river otter."



Poochunks man

22nd Mar 2004

JokesID: 90

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