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1.	A guy rings his boss and says "I can			Jokes Rating:
	A guy rings his boss and says "I can't come to work today The boss asks why and the guy says "it's my eyes." "What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss. "I just can't see myself coming to work, so I'm going fishing instead..."
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 48

2.	No one in this town could catch any fish except ..			Jokes Rating:
	No one in this town could catch any fish except this one man The game warden asked him how he did it so the man told the game warden that he would take him fishing the next day... Once they got to the middle of the lake the man took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the water. After the explosion fish started floating to the top of the water. The man took out a net and started picking up the fish. The game warden told him that this was illegal. The man took out another stick of dynamite and lit it. He then handed it to the game warden and said " are you going to fish or talk?"
	Anonymous	16th Dec 2002	JokesID: 1

3.	"What			Jokes Rating:
	"What's the biggest fish you ever caught?" "That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes?"
	Anonymous	16th Dec 2002	JokesID: 26

4.	Heard the one about the three blondes that went ..			Jokes Rating:
	Heard the one about the three blondes that went ice fishing and didn't catch anything? By the time they cut a hole big enough for the boat to fit in it was time to go home.
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 36

5.	Q. Where does a fish keep his money?			Jokes Rating:
	Q. Where does a fish keep his money A. In the River Bank!
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 37

6.	An Irish priest loved to fly fish.....			Jokes Rating:
	An Irish priest loved to fly fish, it was an obsession of his. So far this year the weather had been so bad that he hadn't had a chance to get his beloved wadders on and his favourite flies out of their box Strangly though, every Sunday the weather had been good, but of course Sunday is the day he has to go to work. The weather forcast was good again for the coming Sunday so he called a fellow priest claiming to have lost his voice and be in bed with the flu. He asked him to take over his sermon. The fly fishing priest drove fifty miles to a river near the coast so that no one would recognise him. An angel up in Heaven was keeping watch and saw what the priest was doing. He told God who agreed that he would do something about it. With the first cast of his line a huge fish mouth gulped down the fly. For over an hour the priest ran up and down the river bank fighting the fish. At the end when he finally landed the monster size fish it turned out to be a world record Salmon. Confused the angel asked God, "Why did you let him catch that huge fish? I thought you were going to teach him a lesson." God replied "I did. Who do you think he's going to tell?"
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 40

7.	I was glad when one fish got away...			Jokes Rating:
	I was glad when one fish got away. There just wasn't room in the boat for both of us!
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 52

8.	Liar, liar			Jokes Rating:
	A young man and an old man were fishing on a pier.The young man started telling the old one that the night before he caught a trout that was over 3 1/2 foot long. The old man replied "Oh yea, well I was here 2 nights ago and I hooked something huge. After a 30 minute fight I finaly got it up and it was an old lantern and the thing was still lit." The young man said "Your lying. I can't believe that." Then the old man said "I'll tell you what, you knock a couple of foot off your trout and I'll blow out my lantern."
	Shark	7th Nov 2003	JokesID: 68

9.	A blonde decides to go fishing....			Jokes Rating:
	A blonde decides to go fishing. She stopped fishing when she caught a huge one. She was already too tired to carry it.
	Anymous	12th Feb 2004	JokesID: 84

10.	One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled			Jokes Rating:
	One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, "There are no fish down there." He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down there." He then walked about 50 yards away and drilled another hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down there." He looked up into the sky and asked, "God, is that you?" "No, you idiot," the voice said, "it's the rink manager."
	Anonymous	16th Dec 2002	JokesID: 3

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