The Best Fishing Jokes on the Internet ! |
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Showing 21-30 of 69 fishing jokes ranked by jokes votes
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21. | Heard the one about the three blondes that went .. | Jokes Votes: | 4191   |
| Heard the one about the three blondes that went ice fishing and didn't catch anything?
By the time they cut a hole big enough for the boat to fit in it was time to go home. |
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| Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 36 | |
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22. | Why fishing is better than making love: | Jokes Votes: | 4177   |
| Why fishing is better than making love
* When you go fishing and you catch something, that's good
- If you're making love and you catch something, that's bad.
* Fish don't compare you to other fishermen neither.
- And don't want to know how many other fish you caught.
* In fishing you lie about the one that got away.
- In loving you lie about the one you caught.
* You can catch and release a fish. You don't have to lie, and promise to still be friends after you let it go.
* You don't necessarily have to change your line to keep catching fish.
* You can catch a fish on a 20-cent frozen squid.
- If you want to catch a woman you're talking dinner and a movie minimum.
* Fish don't mind if you fall asleep in the middle of fishing. |
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| Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 17 | |
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23. | A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover ... | Jokes Votes: | 4175   |
| A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope.
"That's what I like to see," said the priest, "A man helping his fellow man."
As he was walking away, one local remarked to the other, "Well, he sure doesn't know the first thing about shark fishing." |
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| Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 4 | |
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24. | A couple of young guys were fishing at their ... | Jokes Votes: | 4168   |
| A couple of young guys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the game warden.
Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell and hot on his heels came the game warden.
After about a half mile, the guy stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath and the game warden finally caught up to him.
"Let's see yer fishin license, boy!" the warden gasped.
With that, the guy pulled out his wallet and gave the game warden a valid fishing license.
"Well, son," said the Game Warden. "You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!"
"Yes sir," replied the young feller. "But my friend back there, well, he don't have one..." |
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| Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 13 | |
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25. | Two morons rent a boat and go fishing.They ... | Jokes Votes: | 4148   |
| Two morons rent a boat and go fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to the shore.
1st moron: I hope you remember the spot where we caught all those fish.
2nd moron: Yes, I made an 'X' on the side of the boat to mark the spot.
1st moron: You idiot! How do you know we'll get the same boat? |
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| Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 9 | |
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26. | How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate ... | Jokes Votes: | 4148   |
| How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out?
I don't know the answer but I think I'm nearly there. |
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| Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 39 | |
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27. | Mother to daughter advice:Cook a man a fish .. | Jokes Votes: | 4138   |
| Mother to daughter advice:
Cook a man a fish and you feed him for a day.
But teach a man to fish and you get rid of him for the whole weekend. |
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| Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 24 | |
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28. | Q. What did the fish say when it hit a concrete .. | Jokes Votes: | 4129   |
| Q. What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall
A. "Dam!" |
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| Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 5 | |
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29. | "Three Men And A Baby" | Jokes Votes: | 4103   |
| "Three Men And A Baby"
What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything! |
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| Anonymous | 19th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 32 | |
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30. | I didn't see you in church last Sunday ... | Jokes Votes: | 4095   |
| "I didn't see you in church last Sunday, Nigel. I hear you were out playing football instead."
"That's not true, vicar. And I've got the fish to prove it!" |
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| Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 14 | |
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