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21. | The Reverend McDreep encountered one of his ... | Jokes Rating: |
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The Reverend McDreep encountered one of his parishioners returning from a days fishing and engaged him in conversation. "Ah Lachlan" he began in his best preaching tone "You are a fine fisherman, but I am a fisher of men". Lachlan, determined to get home for his tea, replied "Aye, I was passing your kirk (church) last Sunday and looked in the window, but you hadn't caught many..." | ||||||
Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 44 |  | |||
22. | Two guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the . | Jokes Rating: |
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Two guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune. The first day they go fishing they don't catch a thing. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men finally catches a fish. As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realise that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?" "Wow!" says the othe guy "It's a good job we didn't catch any more!" | ||||||
Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 45 | | |||
23. | Q. Where do fish sleep? | Jokes Rating: |
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Q. Where do fish sleep? A. In a river bed | ||||||
Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 47 | | |||
24. | "I caught a twenty pound salmon last week." ... | Jokes Rating: |
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"I caught a twenty pound salmon last week." "Were there any witnesses?" "There sure were. If there hadn't been, it would have been forty pounds." | ||||||
Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 51 | | |||
25. | The Deserted Fisherman. | Jokes Rating: |
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The Deserted Fisherman. There was a salmon fisherman who was out in the ocean fishing when his boat sank. He was lucky enough to make to a deserted island where he had to survive on what he could find. When the Coastguard eventually found him, the leader noticed there was a fire pit with California Condor feathers all around. He went over to the fisherman and said, "You know, it's illegal to kill a California Condor, I'm afraid I'm going to have to arrest you." The fisherman protested for some time saying that he killed it because he was going to starve but eventually he calmed down. "Out of curiosity" the coastguard asked, "What did it taste like?" The fisherman replied, " Well, it was kind of a mix between a snowy owl and a bald eagle." | ||||||
Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 57 | | |||
26. | Slow Down! | Jokes Rating: |
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A cop pulls a guy over for speeding and the guy's defence was, "I was just going with the flow of traffic." The Cop's response... "Ever go fishing?" "Yeah...." "Ever catch ALL the fish?" | ||||||
Joe | 2nd Nov 2003 | JokesID: 66 | | |||
27. | Taxidermist | Jokes Rating: |
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A taxidermist was driving through Arkanas when he though he would stop at a local bar and have a beer.The locals didn't like outsiders in their bar and when he entered he was greeted with dirty stares and low mumbles. He went to the bartender and ask for a beer.The bartender looked the man over and than went to get his beer. When the bartender returned with his beer he asked the man "what do you do?" The man replied "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender replied "Taxidermist? what is that." The man replied "Well,I mount animals,birds,and fish." With that said the bartender turned to the other men in the bar and said "It's ok boys he's one of us". | ||||||
Shark | 7th Nov 2003 | JokesID: 70 | | |||
28. | What is the fastest fish in the water? | Jokes Rating: |
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Q. What is the fastest fish in the water? A. A motopike | ||||||
Gooooo away | 20th Nov 2003 | JokesID: 72 | | |||
29. | Scientist | Jokes Rating: |
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What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them ! | ||||||
Anonymous | 20th Mar 2004 | JokesID: 88 | | |||
30. | Live bait | Jokes Rating: |
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A local fisherman returning from a fishing trip with 6 large size salmon in his creel. Nosy Parker comes along and asks if the man been fishing. "Yer!" replied our stalwart. Asked what bait he had been using our hero replied that he had used chewing tobacco. Nosey asked how one used chewing tobacco as bait, and our man replied, "I put the tobacco on the hook in the normal way, cast in the normal way and when the fish strikes I haul back on the line to hook it. When the fish comes up to spit, I hit it on the head with but of my rod!" Needless to say there were no more questions. | ||||||
MDC | 16th May 2004 | JokesID: 93 | | |||
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