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21.	A man phones home from his office and tells his ..			Jokes Rating:
	A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: "Something has just come up. I have a chance to go fishing for a week. Its the opportunity of a lifetime and we leave right away. So pack my clothes, my fishing equipment and especially my blue silk pajamas. I'll be home in and hour to pick them up." He goes home in a hurry and grabs everything and rushes off. A week later he returns. His wife asks: "Did you have a good trip, dear?." He says "Oh yes it was great. But you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas." His wife smiles and says, "Oh no I didn't. I put them in your tackle box!"
	Anonymous	16th Dec 2002	JokesID: 20

22.	Two Irishmen were walking down the street ...			Jokes Rating:
	Two Irishmen were walking down the street with two salmon each under their arms. Two other Irishmen walking in the opposite direction see the two lucky fishermen and ask " how did you catch those ?" Well its like this! Michael here holds my legs over the bridge, and I grab the salmon as they swim up the river. We got four salmon A great days fishing! So the fishless pair look at each other and agree to give it a try. They get to the bridge and Sean calls to his friend "hold my legs now Paddy". Well he is hanging there upside down for thirty minutes when he suddenly cries.. "pull me up, pull me up!!" Paddy asks " do you have a fish Sean?"............ No replies Sean, "there's a bloody train coming!!!!!!!!"
	Anonymous	16th Dec 2002	JokesID: 21

23.	The Three Fishermen and the Mermaid ...			Jokes Rating:
	The Three Fishermen and the Mermaid Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered them one wish each so the first fisherman said: "double my I.Q" so the mermaid did it and to his surprise he started reciting shakespeare. Then the second fisherman said: "triple my I.Q." and sure enough the mermaid did it and amazingly he started doing math problems he didn't know existed. The third fisherman was so impressed he asked the mermaid to quadruple his I.Q and the mermaid said "Are you sure about this? It will change your whole life!" the fisherman said "yes" so the mermaid turned him into a woman...
	Anonymous	16th Dec 2002	JokesID: 22

24.	A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in .			Jokes Rating:
	A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a short nap. Although she isn't familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes the game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside her and says,"Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing?" "Reading my book," she replies, thinking isn't that obvious? "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?" "Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you do have all the equipment." MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
	Anonymous	19th Dec 2002	JokesID: 28

25.	One day while driving home from his fishing trip .			Jokes Rating:
	One day while driving home from his fishing trip in the pouring rain, a man got a flat tire outside a monastery A monk came out and invited him inside to have dinner and spend the night. The motorist accepted. That night he had a wonderful dinner of fish and chips. He decided to compliment the chef. Entering the kitchen, he asked the cook, "Are you the fish friar?" "No," the man replied, "I'm the chip monk."
	Anonymous	19th Dec 2002	JokesID: 30

26.	"Three Men And A Baby"			Jokes Rating:
	"Three Men And A Baby" What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything!
	Anonymous	19th Dec 2002	JokesID: 32

27.	Q. What is the difference between a fish and a ...			Jokes Rating:
	Q. What is the difference between a fish and a piano? A. You can't tuna fish.
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 42

28.	Two guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the .			Jokes Rating:
	Two guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune. The first day they go fishing they don't catch a thing. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men finally catches a fish. As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realise that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?" "Wow!" says the othe guy "It's a good job we didn't catch any more!"
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 45

29.	Q. Where do fish sleep?			Jokes Rating:
	Q. Where do fish sleep? A. In a river bed
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 47

30.	"I caught a twenty pound salmon last week." ...			Jokes Rating:
	"I caught a twenty pound salmon last week." "Were there any witnesses?" "There sure were. If there hadn't been, it would have been forty pounds."
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 51

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