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31.	One day while driving home from his fishing trip .			Jokes Rating:
	One day while driving home from his fishing trip in the pouring rain, a man got a flat tire outside a monastery A monk came out and invited him inside to have dinner and spend the night. The motorist accepted. That night he had a wonderful dinner of fish and chips. He decided to compliment the chef. Entering the kitchen, he asked the cook, "Are you the fish friar?" "No," the man replied, "I'm the chip monk."
	Anonymous	19th Dec 2002	JokesID: 30

32.	Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman .			Jokes Rating:
	Fishing rule #1: The least experienced fisherman always catches the biggest fish. Fishing rule #2: The worse your line is tangled, the better is the fishing around you. Fishing rule #3: Fishing will do a lot for a man but it won't make him truthful.
	Anonymous	19th Dec 2002	JokesID: 31

33.	"Three Men And A Baby"			Jokes Rating:
	"Three Men And A Baby" What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything!
	Anonymous	19th Dec 2002	JokesID: 32

34.	I think the only reason my husband likes to go ...			Jokes Rating:
	I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"
	Anonymous	19th Dec 2002	JokesID: 33

35.	Heard the one about the three blondes that went ..			Jokes Rating:
	Heard the one about the three blondes that went ice fishing and didn't catch anything? By the time they cut a hole big enough for the boat to fit in it was time to go home.
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 36

36.	Q. Where does a fish keep his money?			Jokes Rating:
	Q. Where does a fish keep his money A. In the River Bank!
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 37

37.	What is the definition of a			Jokes Rating:
	What is the definition of a 'Fisherman's Thumb' - A temporary hook holder What is the definition of a 'Fisherman's Knot'? - The insecure connection between your fly hook and your fishing line What is the definition of a 'live bait'? - The biggest fish you will handle all day What is the definition of a 'Treble Hook'? - A hook that trebles the odds of you catching a fish but quadruples the odds of you getting it caught in your thumb What is the definition of an 'Angler'? - An obsessive individual who owns a house that is falling down due to neglect
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 38

38.	How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate ...			Jokes Rating:
	How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out? I don't know the answer but I think I'm nearly there.
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 39

39.	An Irish priest loved to fly fish.....			Jokes Rating:
	An Irish priest loved to fly fish, it was an obsession of his. So far this year the weather had been so bad that he hadn't had a chance to get his beloved wadders on and his favourite flies out of their box Strangly though, every Sunday the weather had been good, but of course Sunday is the day he has to go to work. The weather forcast was good again for the coming Sunday so he called a fellow priest claiming to have lost his voice and be in bed with the flu. He asked him to take over his sermon. The fly fishing priest drove fifty miles to a river near the coast so that no one would recognise him. An angel up in Heaven was keeping watch and saw what the priest was doing. He told God who agreed that he would do something about it. With the first cast of his line a huge fish mouth gulped down the fly. For over an hour the priest ran up and down the river bank fighting the fish. At the end when he finally landed the monster size fish it turned out to be a world record Salmon. Confused the angel asked God, "Why did you let him catch that huge fish? I thought you were going to teach him a lesson." God replied "I did. Who do you think he's going to tell?"
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 40

40.	A guy rings his boss and says "I can			Jokes Rating:
	A guy rings his boss and says "I can't come to work today The boss asks why and the guy says "it's my eyes." "What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss. "I just can't see myself coming to work, so I'm going fishing instead..."
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 48

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