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41.

Which fish can perform operations ?

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Q. Which fish can perform operations?

A. A Sturgeon !



Anonymous

16th Dec 2002

JokesID: 27

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42.

"Three Men And A Baby"

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"Three Men And A Baby"

What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything!



Anonymous

19th Dec 2002

JokesID: 32

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43.

I think the only reason my husband likes to go ...

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I think the only reason my husband likes to go fishing so much is that it's the only time he hears someone tell him, "Wow, that's a big one!"



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19th Dec 2002

JokesID: 33

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44.

Q. Where does a fish keep his money?

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Q. Where does a fish keep his money

A. In the River Bank!



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29th Jan 2003

JokesID: 37

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45.

A guy rings his boss and says "I can

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A guy rings his boss and says "I can't come to work today

The boss asks why and the guy says "it's my eyes."

"What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss.

"I just can't see myself coming to work, so I'm going fishing instead..."



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29th Jan 2003

JokesID: 48

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46.

I am NEVER going to take my wife fishing with me,

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Two guys are talking about fishing. One says to the other, "I am NEVER going to take my wife fishing with me, ever again!"

"That bad, huh"

"She did everything wrong! She did everything wrong! She talked too much, made the boat rock constantly, tried to stand up in the boat, baited the hook wrong, used the wrong lures and WORST of all she caught more fish than me!"



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29th Jan 2003

JokesID: 41

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47.

A small town Doctor was famous in the area for ...

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A small town Doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish.

One day while he was on one of his frequent fishing trips he got a call that a woman at a neighboring farm was giving birth. He rushed to her aid and delivered a healthy baby boy.

The farmer had nothing to weigh the baby with so the Doctor used his fishing scales.

The baby weighed 22 lbs 10 oz..



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29th Jan 2003

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48.

A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens

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A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband's best friend. After makind love, while they're just laying there, the phone rings. Since it is the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks over at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation...

"Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called." she says speaking in a cheery voice.

"Really? That's wonderful. I am so happy for you. that sounds terrific...

Great!...

Thanks...

Okay...

Bye."

She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?"

"Oh" she replies, "that was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."



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29th Jan 2003

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49.

"I caught a twenty pound salmon last week." ...

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"I caught a twenty pound salmon last week."

"Were there any witnesses?"

"There sure were. If there hadn't been, it would have been forty pounds."



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29th Jan 2003

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50.

I was glad when one fish got away...

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I was glad when one fish got away.

There just wasn't room in the boat for both of us!



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29th Jan 2003

JokesID: 52

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