The Best Fishing Jokes on the Internet ! |
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41. | The Deserted Fisherman. | Jokes Rating: | |
| The Deserted Fisherman.
There was a salmon fisherman who was out in the ocean fishing when his boat sank. He was lucky enough to make to a deserted island where he had to survive on what he could find.
When the Coastguard eventually found him, the leader noticed there was a fire pit with California Condor feathers all around.
He went over to the fisherman and said, "You know, it's illegal to kill a California Condor, I'm afraid I'm going to have to arrest you."
The fisherman protested for some time saying that he killed it because he was going to starve but eventually he calmed down.
"Out of curiosity" the coastguard asked, "What did it taste like?"
The fisherman replied, " Well, it was kind of a mix between a snowy owl and a bald eagle." |
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| Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 57 | |
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42. | One day, two guys Joe and Bob were out fishing. A | Jokes Rating: | |
| One day, two guys Joe and Bob were out fishing. A funeral service passes over the bridge they're fishing by, and Bob takes off his hat and puts it over his heart. He does this until the funeral service passes by.
Joe then said "Gee Bob, I didn't know you had it in you!"
Bob then replies " It's the least I could do. After all I was married to her for 30 years." |
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| Anonymous | 9th Apr 2003 | JokesID: 59 | |
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43. | A relaxed view of life..... | Jokes Rating: | |
| I only fish on dem derre days that ind wit -day. |
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| Steve-O | 19th Nov 2003 | JokesID: 71 | |
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44. | What is the fastest fish in the water? | Jokes Rating: | |
| Q. What is the fastest fish in the water?
A. A motopike |
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| Gooooo away | 20th Nov 2003 | JokesID: 72 | |
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45. | Fish trap | Jokes Rating: | |
| This fisherman goes to the river to check an illegal fish trap that he owns. He looks around to make sure there are no Fishing Inspectors about and proceeds to pull the fish trap out to check it.
An Inspector steps out of the bushes, "Ahha!" he said and the fisherman spun around and yelled "Shiiiit!". The Inspector, who wasn't expecting such a response said "Settle down, I'm the Fishing Inspector". "Thank God for that" said the fisherman, "I thought you were the bugger who owned this fish trap". |
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| Leatherpot | 10th Dec 2003 | JokesID: 78 | |
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46. | Scientist | Jokes Rating: | |
| What do fish and women have in common?
They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them ! |
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| Anonymous | 20th Mar 2004 | JokesID: 88 | |
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47. | Live bait | Jokes Rating: | |
| A local fisherman returning from a fishing trip with 6 large size salmon in his creel. Nosy Parker comes along and asks if the man been fishing. "Yer!" replied our stalwart. Asked what bait he had been using our hero replied that he had used chewing tobacco. Nosey asked how one used chewing tobacco as bait, and our man replied, "I put the tobacco on the hook in the normal way, cast in the normal way and when the fish strikes I haul back on the line to hook it. When the fish comes up to spit, I hit it on the head with but of my rod!" Needless to say there were no more questions. |
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| MDC | 16th May 2004 | JokesID: 93 | |
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48. | One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled | Jokes Rating: | |
| One day a rather inebriated ice fisherman drilled a hole in the ice and peered into the hole and a loud voice said, "There are no fish down there."
He walked several yards away and drilled another hole and peered into the hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down there."
He then walked about 50 yards away and drilled another hole and again the voice said, "There's no fish down there."
He looked up into the sky and asked, "God, is that you?"
"No, you idiot," the voice said, "it's the rink manager." |
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| Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 3 | |
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49. | A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover ... | Jokes Rating: | |
| A priest was walking along the cliffs at Dover when he came upon two locals pulling another man ashore on the end of a rope.
"That's what I like to see," said the priest, "A man helping his fellow man."
As he was walking away, one local remarked to the other, "Well, he sure doesn't know the first thing about shark fishing." |
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| Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 4 | |
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50. | It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out .. | Jokes Rating: | |
| It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a bite
He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice next to him. The young boy dropped his fishing line and minutes later he hooked a Largemouth Bass. The old man couldn't believe his eyes but chalked it up to plain luck.
Shortly thereafter, the young boy pulled in another large catch. The young boy kept catching fish after fish. Finally, the old man couldn't take it any longer.
"Son" he said, "I've been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You've been here only a few minutes and have caught a half dozen fish! How do you do it?"
The boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm."
"What was that?" the old man asked.
Again the boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm."
"Look," said the old man, "I can't understand a word you're saying."
The boy spat the bait into his hand and said... "You have to keep the worms warm!" |
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| Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 7 | |
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