The Best Fishing Jokes on the Internet ! |
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51. | What is the fastest fish in the water? | Jokes Rating: |    
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| Q. What is the fastest fish in the water?
A. A motopike |
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| Gooooo away | 20th Nov 2003 | JokesID: 72 |  |
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52. | Fish trap | Jokes Rating: |    
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| This fisherman goes to the river to check an illegal fish trap that he owns. He looks around to make sure there are no Fishing Inspectors about and proceeds to pull the fish trap out to check it.
An Inspector steps out of the bushes, "Ahha!" he said and the fisherman spun around and yelled "Shiiiit!". The Inspector, who wasn't expecting such a response said "Settle down, I'm the Fishing Inspector". "Thank God for that" said the fisherman, "I thought you were the bugger who owned this fish trap". |
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| Leatherpot | 10th Dec 2003 | JokesID: 78 |  |
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53. | There were these two men fishing. one was ... | Jokes Rating: |    
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| There were two men fishing on the river one day. One was catching all these fish and the other wasn't catching anything.
The man not catching any fish walked over and asked what the other guy was using for bait.
The fisherman reeled in his bait and said "river otter." |
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| Poochunks man | 22nd Mar 2004 | JokesID: 90 |  |
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54. | "Do you really believe your husband when he ... | Jokes Rating: |    
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| "Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend?" asked Jane's best friend.
"Why shouldn't I?" said Jane.
"Well, maybe he is having an affair?"
"No way" said Jane "he never returns with any fish..." |
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| Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 2 |  |
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55. | What is the difference between a catfish and a ... | Jokes Rating: |    
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| What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?
One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish! |
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| Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 10 |  |
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56. | Henry | Jokes Rating: |    
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| Henry's son, David, burst into the house, crying. His mother asked him what the problem was.
"Daddy and I were fishing, and he hooked a giant fish. Really big. Then, while he was reeling it in, the line busted and the fish got away."
"Now come on, David," his mother said, "a big boy like you shouldn't be crying about an accident like that. You should have just laughed it off."
"But that's just what I did, mommy." |
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| Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 12 |  |
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57. | A couple of young guys were fishing at their ... | Jokes Rating: |    
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| A couple of young guys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the game warden.
Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell and hot on his heels came the game warden.
After about a half mile, the guy stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath and the game warden finally caught up to him.
"Let's see yer fishin license, boy!" the warden gasped.
With that, the guy pulled out his wallet and gave the game warden a valid fishing license.
"Well, son," said the Game Warden. "You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!"
"Yes sir," replied the young feller. "But my friend back there, well, he don't have one..." |
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| Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 13 |  |
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58. | Two Irishmen were walking down the street ... | Jokes Rating: |    
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| Two Irishmen were walking down the street with two salmon each under their arms.
Two other Irishmen walking in the opposite direction see the two lucky fishermen and ask " how did you catch those ?"
Well its like this! Michael here holds my legs over the bridge, and I grab the salmon as they swim up the river. We got four salmon A great days fishing!
So the fishless pair look at each other and agree to give it a try.
They get to the bridge and Sean calls to his friend "hold my legs now Paddy".
Well he is hanging there upside down for thirty minutes when he suddenly cries.. "pull me up, pull me up!!"
Paddy asks " do you have a fish Sean?"............
No replies Sean, "there's a bloody train coming!!!!!!!!" |
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| Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 21 |  |
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59. | One day while driving home from his fishing trip . | Jokes Rating: |    
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| One day while driving home from his fishing trip in the pouring rain, a man got a flat tire outside a monastery
A monk came out and invited him inside to have dinner and spend the night. The motorist accepted. That night he had a wonderful dinner of fish and chips.
He decided to compliment the chef. Entering the kitchen, he asked the cook, "Are you the fish friar?"
"No," the man replied, "I'm the chip monk." |
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| Anonymous | 19th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 30 |  |
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60. | What is the definition of a | Jokes Rating: |    
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| What is the definition of a 'Fisherman's Thumb'
- A temporary hook holder
What is the definition of a 'Fisherman's Knot'?
- The insecure connection between your fly hook and your
fishing line
What is the definition of a 'live bait'?
- The biggest fish you will handle all day
What is the definition of a 'Treble Hook'?
- A hook that trebles the odds of you catching a fish but
quadruples the odds of you getting it caught in your thumb
What is the definition of an 'Angler'?
- An obsessive individual who owns a house that is falling
down due to neglect |
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| Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 38 |  |
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