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Showing 51-60 of 69 fishing jokes ranked by jokes rating | ||||||
51. | One day, two guys Joe and Bob were out fishing. A | Jokes Rating: |
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One day, two guys Joe and Bob were out fishing. A funeral service passes over the bridge they're fishing by, and Bob takes off his hat and puts it over his heart. He does this until the funeral service passes by. Joe then said "Gee Bob, I didn't know you had it in you!" Bob then replies " It's the least I could do. After all I was married to her for 30 years." | ||||||
Anonymous | 9th Apr 2003 | JokesID: 59 |  | |||
52. | Slow Down! | Jokes Rating: |
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A cop pulls a guy over for speeding and the guy's defence was, "I was just going with the flow of traffic." The Cop's response... "Ever go fishing?" "Yeah...." "Ever catch ALL the fish?" | ||||||
Joe | 2nd Nov 2003 | JokesID: 66 | | |||
53. | A relaxed view of life..... | Jokes Rating: |
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I only fish on dem derre days that ind wit -day. | ||||||
Steve-O | 19th Nov 2003 | JokesID: 71 | | |||
54. | Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. ... | Jokes Rating: |
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Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. | ||||||
Shark | 7th Nov 2003 | JokesID: 69 | | |||
55. | What is the fastest fish in the water? | Jokes Rating: |
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Q. What is the fastest fish in the water? A. A motopike | ||||||
Gooooo away | 20th Nov 2003 | JokesID: 72 | | |||
56. | Fish trap | Jokes Rating: |
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This fisherman goes to the river to check an illegal fish trap that he owns. He looks around to make sure there are no Fishing Inspectors about and proceeds to pull the fish trap out to check it. An Inspector steps out of the bushes, "Ahha!" he said and the fisherman spun around and yelled "Shiiiit!". The Inspector, who wasn't expecting such a response said "Settle down, I'm the Fishing Inspector". "Thank God for that" said the fisherman, "I thought you were the bugger who owned this fish trap". | ||||||
Leatherpot | 10th Dec 2003 | JokesID: 78 | | |||
57. | There were these two men fishing. one was ... | Jokes Rating: |
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There were two men fishing on the river one day. One was catching all these fish and the other wasn't catching anything. The man not catching any fish walked over and asked what the other guy was using for bait. The fisherman reeled in his bait and said "river otter." | ||||||
Poochunks man | 22nd Mar 2004 | JokesID: 90 | | |||
58. | What is the difference between a catfish and a ... | Jokes Rating: |
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What is the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One is a bottom-dwelling, scum-sucking scavenger and the other is a fish! | ||||||
Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 10 | | |||
59. | Henry | Jokes Rating: |
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Henry's son, David, burst into the house, crying. His mother asked him what the problem was. "Daddy and I were fishing, and he hooked a giant fish. Really big. Then, while he was reeling it in, the line busted and the fish got away." "Now come on, David," his mother said, "a big boy like you shouldn't be crying about an accident like that. You should have just laughed it off." "But that's just what I did, mommy." | ||||||
Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 12 | | |||
60. | A couple of young guys were fishing at their ... | Jokes Rating: |
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A couple of young guys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the game warden. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell and hot on his heels came the game warden. After about a half mile, the guy stopped and stooped over with his hands on his thighs to catch his breath and the game warden finally caught up to him. "Let's see yer fishin license, boy!" the warden gasped. With that, the guy pulled out his wallet and gave the game warden a valid fishing license. "Well, son," said the Game Warden. "You must be about as dumb as a box of rocks! You don't have to run from me if you have a valid license!" "Yes sir," replied the young feller. "But my friend back there, well, he don't have one..." | ||||||
Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 13 | | |||
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