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Showing 51-60 of 69 fishing jokes ranked by worst jokes | ||||||
51. | One day, two guys Joe and Bob were out fishing. A | Jokes Rating: |
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One day, two guys Joe and Bob were out fishing. A funeral service passes over the bridge they're fishing by, and Bob takes off his hat and puts it over his heart. He does this until the funeral service passes by. Joe then said "Gee Bob, I didn't know you had it in you!" Bob then replies " It's the least I could do. After all I was married to her for 30 years." | ||||||
Anonymous | 9th Apr 2003 | JokesID: 59 |  | |||
52. | Slow Down! | Jokes Rating: |
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A cop pulls a guy over for speeding and the guy's defence was, "I was just going with the flow of traffic." The Cop's response... "Ever go fishing?" "Yeah...." "Ever catch ALL the fish?" | ||||||
Joe | 2nd Nov 2003 | JokesID: 66 | | |||
53. | A relaxed view of life..... | Jokes Rating: |
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I only fish on dem derre days that ind wit -day. | ||||||
Steve-O | 19th Nov 2003 | JokesID: 71 | | |||
54. | Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. ... | Jokes Rating: |
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Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. | ||||||
Shark | 7th Nov 2003 | JokesID: 69 | | |||
55. | Taxidermist | Jokes Rating: |
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A taxidermist was driving through Arkanas when he though he would stop at a local bar and have a beer.The locals didn't like outsiders in their bar and when he entered he was greeted with dirty stares and low mumbles. He went to the bartender and ask for a beer.The bartender looked the man over and than went to get his beer. When the bartender returned with his beer he asked the man "what do you do?" The man replied "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender replied "Taxidermist? what is that." The man replied "Well,I mount animals,birds,and fish." With that said the bartender turned to the other men in the bar and said "It's ok boys he's one of us". | ||||||
Shark | 7th Nov 2003 | JokesID: 70 | | |||
56. | What is the fastest fish in the water? | Jokes Rating: |
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Q. What is the fastest fish in the water? A. A motopike | ||||||
Gooooo away | 20th Nov 2003 | JokesID: 72 | | |||
57. | Fish trap | Jokes Rating: |
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This fisherman goes to the river to check an illegal fish trap that he owns. He looks around to make sure there are no Fishing Inspectors about and proceeds to pull the fish trap out to check it. An Inspector steps out of the bushes, "Ahha!" he said and the fisherman spun around and yelled "Shiiiit!". The Inspector, who wasn't expecting such a response said "Settle down, I'm the Fishing Inspector". "Thank God for that" said the fisherman, "I thought you were the bugger who owned this fish trap". | ||||||
Leatherpot | 10th Dec 2003 | JokesID: 78 | | |||
58. | There were these two men fishing. one was ... | Jokes Rating: |
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There were two men fishing on the river one day. One was catching all these fish and the other wasn't catching anything. The man not catching any fish walked over and asked what the other guy was using for bait. The fisherman reeled in his bait and said "river otter." | ||||||
Poochunks man | 22nd Mar 2004 | JokesID: 90 | | |||
59. | No one in this town could catch any fish except .. | Jokes Rating: |
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No one in this town could catch any fish except this one man The game warden asked him how he did it so the man told the game warden that he would take him fishing the next day... Once they got to the middle of the lake the man took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the water. After the explosion fish started floating to the top of the water. The man took out a net and started picking up the fish. The game warden told him that this was illegal. The man took out another stick of dynamite and lit it. He then handed it to the game warden and said " are you going to fish or talk?" | ||||||
Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 1 | | |||
60. | "What | Jokes Rating: |
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"What's the biggest fish you ever caught?" "That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes?" | ||||||
Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 26 | | |||
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