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61. | What is the fastest fish in the water? | Jokes Rating: |
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Q. What is the fastest fish in the water? A. A motopike | ||||||
Gooooo away | 20th Nov 2003 | JokesID: 72 |  | |||
62. | Slow Down! | Jokes Rating: |
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A cop pulls a guy over for speeding and the guy's defence was, "I was just going with the flow of traffic." The Cop's response... "Ever go fishing?" "Yeah...." "Ever catch ALL the fish?" | ||||||
Joe | 2nd Nov 2003 | JokesID: 66 | | |||
63. | Fish trap | Jokes Rating: |
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This fisherman goes to the river to check an illegal fish trap that he owns. He looks around to make sure there are no Fishing Inspectors about and proceeds to pull the fish trap out to check it. An Inspector steps out of the bushes, "Ahha!" he said and the fisherman spun around and yelled "Shiiiit!". The Inspector, who wasn't expecting such a response said "Settle down, I'm the Fishing Inspector". "Thank God for that" said the fisherman, "I thought you were the bugger who owned this fish trap". | ||||||
Leatherpot | 10th Dec 2003 | JokesID: 78 | | |||
64. | Live bait | Jokes Rating: |
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A local fisherman returning from a fishing trip with 6 large size salmon in his creel. Nosy Parker comes along and asks if the man been fishing. "Yer!" replied our stalwart. Asked what bait he had been using our hero replied that he had used chewing tobacco. Nosey asked how one used chewing tobacco as bait, and our man replied, "I put the tobacco on the hook in the normal way, cast in the normal way and when the fish strikes I haul back on the line to hook it. When the fish comes up to spit, I hit it on the head with but of my rod!" Needless to say there were no more questions. | ||||||
MDC | 16th May 2004 | JokesID: 93 | | |||
65. | There were these two men fishing. one was ... | Jokes Rating: |
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There were two men fishing on the river one day. One was catching all these fish and the other wasn't catching anything. The man not catching any fish walked over and asked what the other guy was using for bait. The fisherman reeled in his bait and said "river otter." | ||||||
Poochunks man | 22nd Mar 2004 | JokesID: 90 | | |||
66. | Liar, liar | Jokes Rating: |
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A young man and an old man were fishing on a pier.The young man started telling the old one that the night before he caught a trout that was over 3 1/2 foot long. The old man replied "Oh yea, well I was here 2 nights ago and I hooked something huge. After a 30 minute fight I finaly got it up and it was an old lantern and the thing was still lit." The young man said "Your lying. I can't believe that." Then the old man said "I'll tell you what, you knock a couple of foot off your trout and I'll blow out my lantern." | ||||||
Shark | 7th Nov 2003 | JokesID: 68 | | |||
67. | Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. ... | Jokes Rating: |
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Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. | ||||||
Shark | 7th Nov 2003 | JokesID: 69 | | |||
68. | Taxidermist | Jokes Rating: |
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A taxidermist was driving through Arkanas when he though he would stop at a local bar and have a beer.The locals didn't like outsiders in their bar and when he entered he was greeted with dirty stares and low mumbles. He went to the bartender and ask for a beer.The bartender looked the man over and than went to get his beer. When the bartender returned with his beer he asked the man "what do you do?" The man replied "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender replied "Taxidermist? what is that." The man replied "Well,I mount animals,birds,and fish." With that said the bartender turned to the other men in the bar and said "It's ok boys he's one of us". | ||||||
Shark | 7th Nov 2003 | JokesID: 70 | | |||
69. | A relaxed view of life..... | Jokes Rating: |
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I only fish on dem derre days that ind wit -day. | ||||||
Steve-O | 19th Nov 2003 | JokesID: 71 | | |||
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