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Showing 61-69 of 69 fishing jokes ranked by jokes rating | ||||||
61. | The Reverend McDreep encountered one of his ... | Jokes Rating: |
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The Reverend McDreep encountered one of his parishioners returning from a days fishing and engaged him in conversation. "Ah Lachlan" he began in his best preaching tone "You are a fine fisherman, but I am a fisher of men". Lachlan, determined to get home for his tea, replied "Aye, I was passing your kirk (church) last Sunday and looked in the window, but you hadn't caught many..." | ||||||
Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 44 |  | |||
62. | I got a new fly rod and reel for my ... | Jokes Rating: |
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I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife... ...best trade I ever made. | ||||||
Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 46 | | |||
63. | Q. Where do fish sleep? | Jokes Rating: |
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Q. Where do fish sleep? A. In a river bed | ||||||
Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 47 | | |||
64. | The Fishing season hasn | Jokes Rating: |
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The fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks "Any luck?" "Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday" he boasts. "Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?" asks the stranger. "Nope." "Well, meet the new game warden." "Oh," gulped the fisherman. "Well, do you know who I am?" "Nope". "Meet the biggest liar in the state." | ||||||
Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 56 | | |||
65. | The Deserted Fisherman. | Jokes Rating: |
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The Deserted Fisherman. There was a salmon fisherman who was out in the ocean fishing when his boat sank. He was lucky enough to make to a deserted island where he had to survive on what he could find. When the Coastguard eventually found him, the leader noticed there was a fire pit with California Condor feathers all around. He went over to the fisherman and said, "You know, it's illegal to kill a California Condor, I'm afraid I'm going to have to arrest you." The fisherman protested for some time saying that he killed it because he was going to starve but eventually he calmed down. "Out of curiosity" the coastguard asked, "What did it taste like?" The fisherman replied, " Well, it was kind of a mix between a snowy owl and a bald eagle." | ||||||
Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 57 | | |||
66. | Slow Down! | Jokes Rating: |
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A cop pulls a guy over for speeding and the guy's defence was, "I was just going with the flow of traffic." The Cop's response... "Ever go fishing?" "Yeah...." "Ever catch ALL the fish?" | ||||||
Joe | 2nd Nov 2003 | JokesID: 66 | | |||
67. | A relaxed view of life..... | Jokes Rating: |
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I only fish on dem derre days that ind wit -day. | ||||||
Steve-O | 19th Nov 2003 | JokesID: 71 | | |||
68. | Scientist | Jokes Rating: |
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What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them ! | ||||||
Anonymous | 20th Mar 2004 | JokesID: 88 | | |||
69. | Live bait | Jokes Rating: |
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A local fisherman returning from a fishing trip with 6 large size salmon in his creel. Nosy Parker comes along and asks if the man been fishing. "Yer!" replied our stalwart. Asked what bait he had been using our hero replied that he had used chewing tobacco. Nosey asked how one used chewing tobacco as bait, and our man replied, "I put the tobacco on the hook in the normal way, cast in the normal way and when the fish strikes I haul back on the line to hook it. When the fish comes up to spit, I hit it on the head with but of my rod!" Needless to say there were no more questions. | ||||||
MDC | 16th May 2004 | JokesID: 93 | | |||
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