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61.	What is the fastest fish in the water?			Jokes Rating:
	Q. What is the fastest fish in the water? A. A motopike
	Gooooo away	20th Nov 2003	JokesID: 72

62.	Scientist			Jokes Rating:
	What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them !
	Anonymous	20th Mar 2004	JokesID: 88

63.	Live bait			Jokes Rating:
	A local fisherman returning from a fishing trip with 6 large size salmon in his creel. Nosy Parker comes along and asks if the man been fishing. "Yer!" replied our stalwart. Asked what bait he had been using our hero replied that he had used chewing tobacco. Nosey asked how one used chewing tobacco as bait, and our man replied, "I put the tobacco on the hook in the normal way, cast in the normal way and when the fish strikes I haul back on the line to hook it. When the fish comes up to spit, I hit it on the head with but of my rod!" Needless to say there were no more questions.
	MDC	16th May 2004	JokesID: 93

64.	Two morons rent a boat and go fishing.They ...			Jokes Rating:
	Two morons rent a boat and go fishing. They catch a lot of fish and return to the shore. 1st moron: I hope you remember the spot where we caught all those fish. 2nd moron: Yes, I made an 'X' on the side of the boat to mark the spot. 1st moron: You idiot! How do you know we'll get the same boat?
	Anonymous	16th Dec 2002	JokesID: 9

65.	Henry			Jokes Rating:
	Henry's son, David, burst into the house, crying. His mother asked him what the problem was. "Daddy and I were fishing, and he hooked a giant fish. Really big. Then, while he was reeling it in, the line busted and the fish got away." "Now come on, David," his mother said, "a big boy like you shouldn't be crying about an accident like that. You should have just laughed it off." "But that's just what I did, mommy."
	Anonymous	16th Dec 2002	JokesID: 12

66.	What is the definition of a			Jokes Rating:
	What is the definition of a 'Fisherman's Thumb' - A temporary hook holder What is the definition of a 'Fisherman's Knot'? - The insecure connection between your fly hook and your fishing line What is the definition of a 'live bait'? - The biggest fish you will handle all day What is the definition of a 'Treble Hook'? - A hook that trebles the odds of you catching a fish but quadruples the odds of you getting it caught in your thumb What is the definition of an 'Angler'? - An obsessive individual who owns a house that is falling down due to neglect
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 38

67.	How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate ...			Jokes Rating:
	How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out? I don't know the answer but I think I'm nearly there.
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 39

68.	I got a new fly rod and reel for my ...			Jokes Rating:
	I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife... ...best trade I ever made.
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 46

69.	A relaxed view of life.....			Jokes Rating:
	I only fish on dem derre days that ind wit -day.
	Steve-O	19th Nov 2003	JokesID: 71

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