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61.	A relaxed view of life.....			Jokes Rating:
	I only fish on dem derre days that ind wit -day.
	Steve-O	19th Nov 2003	JokesID: 71

62.	Taxidermist			Jokes Rating:
	A taxidermist was driving through Arkanas when he though he would stop at a local bar and have a beer.The locals didn't like outsiders in their bar and when he entered he was greeted with dirty stares and low mumbles. He went to the bartender and ask for a beer.The bartender looked the man over and than went to get his beer. When the bartender returned with his beer he asked the man "what do you do?" The man replied "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender replied "Taxidermist? what is that." The man replied "Well,I mount animals,birds,and fish." With that said the bartender turned to the other men in the bar and said "It's ok boys he's one of us".
	Shark	7th Nov 2003	JokesID: 70

63.	What is the fastest fish in the water?			Jokes Rating:
	Q. What is the fastest fish in the water? A. A motopike
	Gooooo away	20th Nov 2003	JokesID: 72

64.	What is the definition of a			Jokes Rating:
	What is the definition of a 'Fisherman's Thumb' - A temporary hook holder What is the definition of a 'Fisherman's Knot'? - The insecure connection between your fly hook and your fishing line What is the definition of a 'live bait'? - The biggest fish you will handle all day What is the definition of a 'Treble Hook'? - A hook that trebles the odds of you catching a fish but quadruples the odds of you getting it caught in your thumb What is the definition of an 'Angler'? - An obsessive individual who owns a house that is falling down due to neglect
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 38

65.	Q: Where do fish keep their money?			Jokes Rating:
	Q: Where do fish keep their money? A: In the river bank.
	Anonymous	16th Dec 2002	JokesID: 8

66.	An Irish priest loved to fly fish.....			Jokes Rating:
	An Irish priest loved to fly fish, it was an obsession of his. So far this year the weather had been so bad that he hadn't had a chance to get his beloved wadders on and his favourite flies out of their box Strangly though, every Sunday the weather had been good, but of course Sunday is the day he has to go to work. The weather forcast was good again for the coming Sunday so he called a fellow priest claiming to have lost his voice and be in bed with the flu. He asked him to take over his sermon. The fly fishing priest drove fifty miles to a river near the coast so that no one would recognise him. An angel up in Heaven was keeping watch and saw what the priest was doing. He told God who agreed that he would do something about it. With the first cast of his line a huge fish mouth gulped down the fly. For over an hour the priest ran up and down the river bank fighting the fish. At the end when he finally landed the monster size fish it turned out to be a world record Salmon. Confused the angel asked God, "Why did you let him catch that huge fish? I thought you were going to teach him a lesson." God replied "I did. Who do you think he's going to tell?"
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 40

67.	"Do you really believe your husband when he ...			Jokes Rating:
	"Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend?" asked Jane's best friend. "Why shouldn't I?" said Jane. "Well, maybe he is having an affair?" "No way" said Jane "he never returns with any fish..."
	Anonymous	16th Dec 2002	JokesID: 2

68.	Q. Where do fish sleep?			Jokes Rating:
	Q. Where do fish sleep? A. In a river bed
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 47

69.	Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting			Jokes Rating:
	Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you ?" "Why do you want me to throw them at you?" "Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them." "Okay, but I suggest that you take the orange roughy." "Why's that?" "Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take orange roughy. That's what she'd like for supper tonight."
	Anonymous	16th Dec 2002	JokesID: 11

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