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61. | Q. Where do fish sleep? | Jokes Rating: |    
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| Q. Where do fish sleep?
A. In a river bed |
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| Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 47 |  |
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62. | "I caught a twenty pound salmon last week." ... | Jokes Rating: |    
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| "I caught a twenty pound salmon last week."
"Were there any witnesses?"
"There sure were. If there hadn't been, it would have been forty pounds." |
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| Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 51 |  |
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63. | The Fishing season hasn | Jokes Rating: |    
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| The fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks "Any luck?"
"Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday" he boasts.
"Is that so? By the way, do you know who I am?" asks the stranger.
"Nope."
"Well, meet the new game warden."
"Oh," gulped the fisherman. "Well, do you know who I am?"
"Nope".
"Meet the biggest liar in the state." |
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| Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 56 |  |
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64. | The Deserted Fisherman. | Jokes Rating: |    
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| The Deserted Fisherman.
There was a salmon fisherman who was out in the ocean fishing when his boat sank. He was lucky enough to make to a deserted island where he had to survive on what he could find.
When the Coastguard eventually found him, the leader noticed there was a fire pit with California Condor feathers all around.
He went over to the fisherman and said, "You know, it's illegal to kill a California Condor, I'm afraid I'm going to have to arrest you."
The fisherman protested for some time saying that he killed it because he was going to starve but eventually he calmed down.
"Out of curiosity" the coastguard asked, "What did it taste like?"
The fisherman replied, " Well, it was kind of a mix between a snowy owl and a bald eagle." |
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| Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 57 |  |
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65. | A relaxed view of life..... | Jokes Rating: |    
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| I only fish on dem derre days that ind wit -day. |
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| Steve-O | 19th Nov 2003 | JokesID: 71 |  |
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66. | What is the fastest fish in the water? | Jokes Rating: |    
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| Q. What is the fastest fish in the water?
A. A motopike |
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| Gooooo away | 20th Nov 2003 | JokesID: 72 |  |
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67. | "Do you really believe your husband when he ... | Jokes Rating: |    
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| "Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend?" asked Jane's best friend.
"Why shouldn't I?" said Jane.
"Well, maybe he is having an affair?"
"No way" said Jane "he never returns with any fish..." |
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| Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 2 |  |
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68. | Q: Where do fish keep their money? | Jokes Rating: |    
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| Q: Where do fish keep their money?
A: In the river bank. |
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| Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 8 |  |
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69. | Henry | Jokes Rating: |    
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| Henry's son, David, burst into the house, crying. His mother asked him what the problem was.
"Daddy and I were fishing, and he hooked a giant fish. Really big. Then, while he was reeling it in, the line busted and the fish got away."
"Now come on, David," his mother said, "a big boy like you shouldn't be crying about an accident like that. You should have just laughed it off."
"But that's just what I did, mommy." |
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| Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 12 |  |
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