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61.	What is the definition of a			Jokes Rating:
	What is the definition of a 'Fisherman's Thumb' - A temporary hook holder What is the definition of a 'Fisherman's Knot'? - The insecure connection between your fly hook and your fishing line What is the definition of a 'live bait'? - The biggest fish you will handle all day What is the definition of a 'Treble Hook'? - A hook that trebles the odds of you catching a fish but quadruples the odds of you getting it caught in your thumb What is the definition of an 'Angler'? - An obsessive individual who owns a house that is falling down due to neglect
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 38

62.	How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate ...			Jokes Rating:
	How much fishing tackle can a man accumulate before his wife throws him out? I don't know the answer but I think I'm nearly there.
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 39

63.	The Reverend McDreep encountered one of his ...			Jokes Rating:
	The Reverend McDreep encountered one of his parishioners returning from a days fishing and engaged him in conversation. "Ah Lachlan" he began in his best preaching tone "You are a fine fisherman, but I am a fisher of men". Lachlan, determined to get home for his tea, replied "Aye, I was passing your kirk (church) last Sunday and looked in the window, but you hadn't caught many..."
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 44

64.	Two guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the .			Jokes Rating:
	Two guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune. The first day they go fishing they don't catch a thing. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men finally catches a fish. As they're driving home they're really depressed. One guy turns to the other and says, "Do you realise that this one lousy fish we caught cost us fifteen hundred dollars?" "Wow!" says the othe guy "It's a good job we didn't catch any more!"
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 45

65.	I got a new fly rod and reel for my ...			Jokes Rating:
	I got a new fly rod and reel for my wife... ...best trade I ever made.
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 46

66.	A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens			Jokes Rating:
	A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens to be her husband's best friend. After makind love, while they're just laying there, the phone rings. Since it is the woman's house, she picks up the receiver. Her lover looks over at her and listens, only hearing her side of the conversation... "Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called." she says speaking in a cheery voice. "Really? That's wonderful. I am so happy for you. that sounds terrific... Great!... Thanks... Okay... Bye." She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks, "Who was that?" "Oh" she replies, "that was my husband telling me all about the wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 50

67.	"I caught a twenty pound salmon last week." ...			Jokes Rating:
	"I caught a twenty pound salmon last week." "Were there any witnesses?" "There sure were. If there hadn't been, it would have been forty pounds."
	Anonymous	29th Jan 2003	JokesID: 51

68.	Scientist			Jokes Rating:
	What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them !
	Anonymous	20th Mar 2004	JokesID: 88

69.	Live bait			Jokes Rating:
	A local fisherman returning from a fishing trip with 6 large size salmon in his creel. Nosy Parker comes along and asks if the man been fishing. "Yer!" replied our stalwart. Asked what bait he had been using our hero replied that he had used chewing tobacco. Nosey asked how one used chewing tobacco as bait, and our man replied, "I put the tobacco on the hook in the normal way, cast in the normal way and when the fish strikes I haul back on the line to hook it. When the fish comes up to spit, I hit it on the head with but of my rod!" Needless to say there were no more questions.
	MDC	16th May 2004	JokesID: 93

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