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Showing 61-69 of 69 fishing jokes ranked by jokes score | ||||||
61. | I was glad when one fish got away... | Jokes Score: | 7274 | |||
I was glad when one fish got away. There just wasn't room in the boat for both of us! | ||||||
Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 52 |  | |||
62. | It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out .. | Jokes Score: | 7000 | |||
It was a cold winter day. An old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line, and waited patiently for a bite He was there for almost an hour, without even a nibble, when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice next to him. The young boy dropped his fishing line and minutes later he hooked a Largemouth Bass. The old man couldn't believe his eyes but chalked it up to plain luck. Shortly thereafter, the young boy pulled in another large catch. The young boy kept catching fish after fish. Finally, the old man couldn't take it any longer. "Son" he said, "I've been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You've been here only a few minutes and have caught a half dozen fish! How do you do it?" The boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm." "What was that?" the old man asked. Again the boy responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm." "Look," said the old man, "I can't understand a word you're saying." The boy spat the bait into his hand and said... "You have to keep the worms warm!" | ||||||
Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 7 | | |||
63. | Q. Where does a fish keep his money? | Jokes Score: | 6242 | |||
Q. Where does a fish keep his money A. In the River Bank! | ||||||
Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 37 | | |||
64. | No one in this town could catch any fish except .. | Jokes Score: | 6026 | |||
No one in this town could catch any fish except this one man The game warden asked him how he did it so the man told the game warden that he would take him fishing the next day... Once they got to the middle of the lake the man took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the water. After the explosion fish started floating to the top of the water. The man took out a net and started picking up the fish. The game warden told him that this was illegal. The man took out another stick of dynamite and lit it. He then handed it to the game warden and said " are you going to fish or talk?" | ||||||
Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 1 | | |||
65. | A guy rings his boss and says "I can | Jokes Score: | 1809 | |||
A guy rings his boss and says "I can't come to work today The boss asks why and the guy says "it's my eyes." "What's wrong with your eyes?" asks the boss. "I just can't see myself coming to work, so I'm going fishing instead..." | ||||||
Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 48 | | |||
66. | A blonde decides to go fishing.... | Jokes Score: | 1123 | |||
A blonde decides to go fishing. She stopped fishing when she caught a huge one. She was already too tired to carry it. | ||||||
Anymous | 12th Feb 2004 | JokesID: 84 | | |||
67. | Scientist | Jokes Score: | 717 | |||
What do fish and women have in common? They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them ! | ||||||
Anonymous | 20th Mar 2004 | JokesID: 88 | | |||
68. | There were these two men fishing. one was ... | Jokes Score: | 484 | |||
There were two men fishing on the river one day. One was catching all these fish and the other wasn't catching anything. The man not catching any fish walked over and asked what the other guy was using for bait. The fisherman reeled in his bait and said "river otter." | ||||||
Poochunks man | 22nd Mar 2004 | JokesID: 90 | | |||
69. | Live bait | Jokes Score: | 448 | |||
A local fisherman returning from a fishing trip with 6 large size salmon in his creel. Nosy Parker comes along and asks if the man been fishing. "Yer!" replied our stalwart. Asked what bait he had been using our hero replied that he had used chewing tobacco. Nosey asked how one used chewing tobacco as bait, and our man replied, "I put the tobacco on the hook in the normal way, cast in the normal way and when the fish strikes I haul back on the line to hook it. When the fish comes up to spit, I hit it on the head with but of my rod!" Needless to say there were no more questions. | ||||||
MDC | 16th May 2004 | JokesID: 93 | | |||
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