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Fish trap

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This fisherman goes to the river to check an illegal fish trap that he owns. He looks around to make sure there are no Fishing Inspectors about and proceeds to pull the fish trap out to check it.

An Inspector steps out of the bushes, "Ahha!" he said and the fisherman spun around and yelled "Shiiiit!". The Inspector, who wasn't expecting such a response said "Settle down, I'm the Fishing Inspector". "Thank God for that" said the fisherman, "I thought you were the bugger who owned this fish trap".


10th Dec 2003

JokesID: 78

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Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting

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Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun all day without catching a single one. On his way home, he stopped at the supermarket and ordered four catfish. He told the fish salesman, "Pick four large ones out and throw them at me, will you ?"

"Why do you want me to throw them at you?"

"Because I want to tell my wife that I caught them."

"Okay, but I suggest that you take the orange roughy."

"Why's that?"

"Because your wife came in earlier today and said that if you came by, I should tell you to take orange roughy. That's what she'd like for supper tonight."


16th Dec 2002

JokesID: 11

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"Do you really believe your husband when he ...

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"Do you really believe your husband when he tells you he goes fishing every weekend?" asked Jane's best friend.

"Why shouldn't I?" said Jane.

"Well, maybe he is having an affair?"

"No way" said Jane "he never returns with any fish..."


16th Dec 2002

JokesID: 2

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I was glad when one fish got away...

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I was glad when one fish got away.

There just wasn't room in the boat for both of us!


29th Jan 2003

JokesID: 52

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A blonde decides to go fishing....

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A blonde decides to go fishing.

She stopped fishing when she caught a huge one. She was already too tired to carry it.


12th Feb 2004

JokesID: 84

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What do fish and women have in common?

They both stop shaking their tale after you catch them !


20th Mar 2004

JokesID: 88

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There were these two men fishing. one was ...

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There were two men fishing on the river one day. One was catching all these fish and the other wasn't catching anything.

The man not catching any fish walked over and asked what the other guy was using for bait.

The fisherman reeled in his bait and said "river otter."

Poochunks man

22nd Mar 2004

JokesID: 90

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Live bait

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A local fisherman returning from a fishing trip with 6 large size salmon in his creel. Nosy Parker comes along and asks if the man been fishing. "Yer!" replied our stalwart. Asked what bait he had been using our hero replied that he had used chewing tobacco. Nosey asked how one used chewing tobacco as bait, and our man replied, "I put the tobacco on the hook in the normal way, cast in the normal way and when the fish strikes I haul back on the line to hook it. When the fish comes up to spit, I hit it on the head with but of my rod!" Needless to say there were no more questions.


16th May 2004

JokesID: 93

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"What's the biggest fish you ever caught?"

"That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...."

"That's not so big!"

"Between the eyes?"


16th Dec 2002

JokesID: 26

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