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61. | Taxidermist | Jokes Rating: |
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A taxidermist was driving through Arkanas when he though he would stop at a local bar and have a beer.The locals didn't like outsiders in their bar and when he entered he was greeted with dirty stares and low mumbles. He went to the bartender and ask for a beer.The bartender looked the man over and than went to get his beer. When the bartender returned with his beer he asked the man "what do you do?" The man replied "I'm a taxidermist." The bartender replied "Taxidermist? what is that." The man replied "Well,I mount animals,birds,and fish." With that said the bartender turned to the other men in the bar and said "It's ok boys he's one of us". | ||||||
Shark | 7th Nov 2003 | JokesID: 70 |  | |||
62. | Cart Fishing | Jokes Rating: |
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Two fishermen were talking about the good old days.... One says, "when I was a kid there were so many fish here I could always catch a few." The other says, "when I was a kid here we used a horse and cart and got enough fish to sell at the market." "How did you do that then?" "Well, we had this good old horse and we used to back the cart down into the water and put treacle on his tail. The flies got stuck in the treacle and when the fish jumped out of the water for the flies that good old horse just kicked them into the cart. We had a load of fish in no time!" | ||||||
Anonymous | 20th Nov 2003 | JokesID: 77 | | |||
63. | Fish trap | Jokes Rating: |
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This fisherman goes to the river to check an illegal fish trap that he owns. He looks around to make sure there are no Fishing Inspectors about and proceeds to pull the fish trap out to check it. An Inspector steps out of the bushes, "Ahha!" he said and the fisherman spun around and yelled "Shiiiit!". The Inspector, who wasn't expecting such a response said "Settle down, I'm the Fishing Inspector". "Thank God for that" said the fisherman, "I thought you were the bugger who owned this fish trap". | ||||||
Leatherpot | 10th Dec 2003 | JokesID: 78 | | |||
64. | There were these two men fishing. one was ... | Jokes Rating: |
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There were two men fishing on the river one day. One was catching all these fish and the other wasn't catching anything. The man not catching any fish walked over and asked what the other guy was using for bait. The fisherman reeled in his bait and said "river otter." | ||||||
Poochunks man | 22nd Mar 2004 | JokesID: 90 | | |||
65. | No one in this town could catch any fish except .. | Jokes Rating: |
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No one in this town could catch any fish except this one man The game warden asked him how he did it so the man told the game warden that he would take him fishing the next day... Once they got to the middle of the lake the man took out a stick of dynamite, lit it, and threw it in the water. After the explosion fish started floating to the top of the water. The man took out a net and started picking up the fish. The game warden told him that this was illegal. The man took out another stick of dynamite and lit it. He then handed it to the game warden and said " are you going to fish or talk?" | ||||||
Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 1 | | |||
66. | "What | Jokes Rating: |
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"What's the biggest fish you ever caught?" "That would be the one that measured fourteen inches...." "That's not so big!" "Between the eyes?" | ||||||
Anonymous | 16th Dec 2002 | JokesID: 26 | | |||
67. | Q. Where does a fish keep his money? | Jokes Rating: |
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Q. Where does a fish keep his money A. In the River Bank! | ||||||
Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 37 | | |||
68. | I was glad when one fish got away... | Jokes Rating: |
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I was glad when one fish got away. There just wasn't room in the boat for both of us! | ||||||
Anonymous | 29th Jan 2003 | JokesID: 52 | | |||
69. | A blonde decides to go fishing.... | Jokes Rating: |
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A blonde decides to go fishing. She stopped fishing when she caught a huge one. She was already too tired to carry it. | ||||||
Anymous | 12th Feb 2004 | JokesID: 84 | | |||
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